The Avalanche Suck Shirt - Detroit Red Wings vs Colorado Rivalry Statement Tee
The Avalanche Suck Shirt - Detroit Red Wings vs Colorado Rivalry Statement Tee
The Avalanche suck. That’s it, that’s the shirt. Simple as that if you bleed red and white. Wear it downtown on game night, wear it at Campus Martius with a Vernors in hand, wear it anywhere a Colorado fan needs reminding that thin air doesn’t win Original Six rivalries. Go Wings, beat Colorado!
Sizes
Unisex sizing, 100% pre-shrunk cotton. See chart below for measurements:
Shipping
Shirts are made to order - average time is 2-4 days for printing and 2-4 days for shipping. Most shirts arrive within a week from ordering.
Printing & Materials
Each shirt is printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. The ink is absorbed into the fabric instead of sitting on top of it like iron-on transfers or screen prints, so the design feels like part of the shirt — no heavy plastic feel, no cracking after a few washes.
The shirts are 100% ring-spun pre-shrunk cotton, unisex cut. Not slim-fit, not "athletic," not whatever cropped nonsense is trending. Just a regular shirt that fits like a regular shirt.