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The *Blank* Are Why I Drink - Customized Self-Deprecating Fan T-Shirt -Any Color Combination and Name You Want - Text Design - Beef Shirts

  • $2500

How it works:  Pick your shirt color and text color and then just enter any name, like a team or person you hate, and that's it!  Look at the image previews to get a better idea of what it will look like.  If you want a preview, just email me at

If you team's failure makes you constantly reaching for an alcoholic beverage to make the pain go away, this might be the perfect shirt for you.  Trust me, as a fan of a certain Cleveland football team, I know the sorrows of failure.  On the plus side, drinking yourself into oblivion is also a part of sports.  So even when things are going good this shirt still applies!

Each shirt is printed using direct-to-garment methods.  This technique uses special inks that are absorbed into the fabric, much better than iron-on graphics and screen prints that feel heavy and plastic.  These shirts feel fantastic to wear, are high-quality, and long lasting.  If you are like me, you just want a normal t-shirt without all sorts of futuristic bells and buzzwords, that isn't cut so slim you aren't sure if you bought a kid's size.  Just a solid shirt, that's what I got for you. 

The shirts are unisex sized and 100% pre-shrunk cotton.  If you have a special request for a different style, please message me and we can work something out. 


S - Chest: 18", Length: 28", Sleeve-back: 16.5"
M - Chest: 20", Length: 29", Sleeve-back: 18"
L - Chest: 22", Length: 30", Sleeve-back: 19.5"
XL - Chest: 24", Length: 31", Sleeve-back: 21"
2XL- Chest: 26", Length: 32", Sleeve-back: 22.5"
3XL - Chest: 28", Length: 33", Sleeve-back: 24" 

Each order will be created and shipped within the United States.  Each shirt is made to order, so make sure you are happy with the sizes and colors and your address and whatever else information I need to know.  Shirts can take roughly 3-5 days to print and then shipping is 2-4 days.  These are average times, don't set your watch to them.  Feel free to contact me with any concerns.

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