Detroit Sucks Shirt - Chicago Blackhawks vs Red Wings Rivalry Statement Tee
Detroit sucks. That’s it, that’s the shirt. Simple as that if you bleed red and black. Wear it to the Madhouse on Madison, wear it to a Polish deli on Milwaukee Avenue, wear it anywhere a Red Wings fan needs reminding that Chicago is the real hockey town. Go Hawks, beat Detroit!
Sizes
Unisex sizing, 100% pre-shrunk cotton. See chart below for measurements:
Shipping
Shirts are made to order - average time is 2-4 days for printing and 2-4 days for shipping. Most shirts arrive within a week from ordering.
Printing & Materials
Each shirt is printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. The ink is absorbed into the fabric instead of sitting on top of it like iron-on transfers or screen prints, so the design feels like part of the shirt — no heavy plastic feel, no cracking after a few washes.
The shirts are 100% ring-spun pre-shrunk cotton, unisex cut. Not slim-fit, not "athletic," not whatever cropped nonsense is trending. Just a regular shirt that fits like a regular shirt.